Some highlights in the past month:
When putting on his shoes, Avery says that his shoes "eat" his socks.
We were reading a story and Avery pointed out a camel in a picture and said that it had "speed bumps".
Instead of saying something is "mine", he declares that it is "mee's".
While brushing his hair in the morning, Avery said that "I gonna comb my hairs real nice".
Avery has often escaped from the church nursery. Many times, he will thank the person who catches him afterward.
"Avery is a funny little guy" - says this after he makes a joke
Avery noticed a hook at the top/side area of the car while sitting in his carseat. I explained that it was a hook to hang things on, and demonstrated the explanation by hanging a blanket from it. Since then, everytime he sits in his carseat, he adamantly demands that we hang his "blanquet" up on the hook.
I was trying to put cash in the machine at Wal-Mart's self check out. The machine was not taking my bill and was spitting it out after several attempts of turning it in different directions. The cashier started laughing because Avery laughed at me each instance the machine spit my bill back out.